I’m so old that to read the magazines with pictures of naked girls, I need an interpreter”… JV-

Question of the week: On Saturday, June 17, Jesse Barfield, who has a son by Barquisimeto, will be inducted into the Canadian Hall of Fame. What other famous player who played in the major leagues will be similarly transported into a Canadian niche of honour?

The answer: John Olerud.

Aníbal 39. Maracay’s Major League pitcher Aníbal Sánchez, 39, announced the day before yesterday that he was retiring from baseball.

And in some press releases yesterday they said he had already turned 40. “But at that age,” Aníbal replied yesterday, “a year older or a year younger doesn’t matter. ‘importance.”

Aníbal, who pitched for the Marlins, Tigers, Braves and Nationals, lived the glory of throwing a no-hitter and receiving a World Series ring. His numbers for history 116-119, 4.06; and accumulated fees for 110 million 524 thousand 226 dollars.

Worst of all. Cuban referee Ángel Hernández, the worst referee in history, has only appeared in one match this year. He said yesterday that his absence “is due to health reasons”, but it is not known what illness he is suffering from.

In his only outing this season, he appeared at first base with the visiting White Sox in San Francisco on April 3, as reported by “Larry Brown Sports.”

We reporters failed to get the Major League Baseball Umpires Association to report on their professional status.

Major League Baseball hasn’t scheduled Hernandez in the playoffs in recent years, so he sued baseball, accusing him of discrimination.

“The problem with women in business is that if you treat them like men, they get angry, and if you treat them like women, your wife gets angry”…Joseph McKadew.-

Poor Marlins! Even in winter baseball, average ticket sales of less than seven thousand per game aren’t much. Well, the Marlins are going this season with 6,883. That’s why they’ve launched 29 different promotions. Yesterday it was, a starter, two tacos and a beer, for 25 dollars. And beware, the Marlins came into yesterday’s game second in the division, at 21-21, only behind the Braves, 26-16.

“If Bill Clinton had decided otherwise that time, would the presidential candidate years later have been Monica Lewinsky?”…Dick Secades.-

“Huge coincidence that this girl did what she did at the White House level and that she was at the same time, with the surname Lewinsky”… The Pimpi.